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A Neu Year

2011-01-04T10:41:00.006-06:00

This guy plays the floating keyboard a lot better than I do.
He also maintains relatively good posture while singing in deep space.

Perhaps he would be less sad if he removed the shirt tied around his waist?

that's not a knife...

2010-03-23T10:28:00.003-05:00

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da da duh dooo da duh dooo daaa da da da daaa

2010-03-10T11:16:00.003-06:00

this should be the way it went...

the WTF! of the day

done been a long time....

2010-01-26T15:48:00.002-06:00

holla:

someone has a new theme song and that someone is space terror:

80s done gone

2009-09-17T10:56:00.003-05:00

a lot of things from the 80s hopefully never return.
this video captures a bunch of it:

this game is easy to win:

it's been a spell.

2009-08-31T10:23:00.001-05:00

no drum machine, no problem:

whoa...haha...this is a swinger:

perhaps....

2009-07-29T10:45:00.002-05:00

i would like my kid to be cool like this...is it possible?

2009-07-10T14:28:00.002-05:00

this relationship is never going to work out:

a great speech

2009-06-23T10:14:00.005-05:00

whoa:

self taught musician ronald jenkees:

fairly amusing today...

2009-06-17T10:29:00.005-05:00

this qualifies as fairly amusing:

George Simmons in "Re-Do" from Justin Long

keyboard cat and hall & oates:

jurassic park dinos say hey:

danger will calvin johnson the 3rd....danger!!!!

2009-06-11T10:24:00.004-05:00

knives, knives....everywhere knives!!!!

bird, bird...head-attacking bird!!!

Bird
by thedavidcho

the only bret michels video you ever need to see:

as cool as not

2009-05-29T10:10:00.004-05:00

this video is awesome.
the music to this video is awesomely horrible.
it doesn't matter because this is beyond amazing and this guy may not even be human:

birds do it, bees do it and even monkeys on cars do it!

hells yeah

2009-05-21T10:32:00.010-05:00

it's party party time round here:

this is what happens when you don't use real nails:

this guy gets no beaver:

annnnnnnd, you are FIRED traffic lady:

a pole vault poke:

the worst slide ever made for kids:

it's very sunny...

2009-05-08T14:16:00.006-05:00

zach is tops:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

this show has promise:

animals are more like us than many would like to believe...squirrel success.

john roberts has a new character

making human worries frivolous

2009-04-15T12:32:00.008-05:00

massive

one very awesome series of pics:
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/2706/spaceb.jpg

nothing is quite as funny as kids not knowing they are being funny

hey, jones is back!

amazing freestyle biker:

all about upgrades

2009-04-14T10:37:00.004-05:00

improved version of the cosby show opening credits

what kind of shit commercial is this? ...oops, i answered it in the question.

don't git complacement

2009-04-10T11:53:00.003-05:00

words for the fishes...

2009-03-27T12:32:00.005-05:00

sometimes words are useless

lost with muppet babies

tim and eric have struck again....whoa
http://www.dancefloordale.com/

the next...

2009-03-02T12:02:00.008-06:00

the next reflublican president:

the next fred willard moment:

the next step in an eagle's evolution:

this is insane....WTF.

a new yesterday

2009-02-26T10:56:00.004-06:00

chad after the dentist:

nirvana vs microsoft soundsmith:

this is all there is....is this all there is

2009-02-05T12:33:00.004-06:00

things you need to know about danger

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star wars nerds:

i am not even sure what can be said about this beyond 'watch it' and decide if you feel bad for laughing...

everyone is on cocaine

it's been a while....

2009-02-03T11:04:00.010-06:00

very seldom will you see kids on drugs. trust me, this is amusing and within the bounds of the law.

this could be quite funny

smarty-pants dance

kittens VS roomba

stay away from dynamic pawn

stay with it

let's flirt with magic

in 2001 earth will be interplanetary

because it's time...

2008-12-03T11:29:00.003-06:00

this kid is....

what the puck is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-17T10:29:00.005-06:00

whoa, this is something bad, so bad it becomes good:

See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing.

pretty spiffy commercial:

coolest kid of the week

2008-11-12T11:36:00.002-06:00

what more can be said?

Joshua dancing to "Apologize" from Joe Tran on Vimeo.

imagine...

2008-11-07T10:15:00.004-06:00

i don't think it gets cuter than this:

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

this kid gots the power:

quite funny:

welcome back, kotter...the sequel.

2008-11-03T11:37:00.004-06:00

this kid kills it:

supreme kiddo freakout:

the presidential dance off:

whoa there bucko!

2008-10-13T11:07:00.004-05:00

this is a good video directed by eric of tim and eric 'fame'

what the hell is this and why does it exist?

tis the season for the reason of the treason.

2008-09-23T14:10:00.007-05:00

don't go all cry-y on me:

this is the only bill o'reilly video you need to see...spot on and funny:

looks like a new comedy team could be on the rise...derrick comedy:

wrist control:

welcome back ratatat. thanks for making abba creepy:

what more can i say....

2008-09-15T11:32:00.006-05:00

dancing chuckies:

some of that good ole woo woooooo!!!

shatner can woooo toooo:

what more can they say...

2008-09-08T12:26:00.006-05:00

mccain can pop...right out into space:

the OG poppin':

this tiny kid makes about as much sense as the people who taught him this!!!!:

the fact that this slide exists and some adult rented it for a kids event...whoa!

holy eeegads, these two gases should always be dispersed together at parties, death or brain damage not included:

this kid can rock...

2008-09-04T17:07:00.007-05:00

yes, he can...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

the only dash of humanity from the republican convention:

on no planet would this have been a good idea:

how long until this kid gets a movie deal:

BUSTA RHYMES IS BAAAAACK!!!!!!

poppin' and lockin' with insane mccain:

comedy through anti-comedy

2008-09-03T10:51:00.002-05:00

the master of unfunny:

more of the same and the same some more...

2008-09-02T11:40:00.008-05:00

mccain just wants some action, punk:

this is just ONE of her many qualifications!!!!

it's been fun earth, but now we must go:

this shite ain't right:

nice call cnn!!! put 'em on the block:

dogs on tramps on wind powered happy daze.

2008-08-29T16:08:00.003-05:00

dog can jump:

air france is certainly sky based:

who, me ninja?

2008-08-28T10:37:00.013-05:00

kung poo:

Kung Poo @ Yahoo! Video

you wish you were this dope:

NINJA BATTLE!!!! with angry white dudes and a black guy...no asians in sight:

watching this video makes me worried. it seems as if this guy and his nervous ti-ti-tit-tension could explode so forcefully that the blast would travel through time into the present and blow up my computer...or perhaps the whole world. go pinch a tit and chill out mr. pastor.

he's a babdist minister and he doesn't have any words:

who likes turtles?

and the muh'fuggin remix!!!!!!!!!!!

i just bought a jet pack. check out my initial test footage!

it's hard to believe these fine young scholars were not more prepared in their skateboard meets gasoline stunt. future darwin award winners per chance?

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home alonegend:

no attempt at a humorous comment will do this justice. a weatherman and his stalker:

welcome back to school edition

2008-08-26T10:18:00.004-05:00

creationists attack author richard dawkins (funny):

class act mccain!!! if obama had a video like this, he would be attcked by the right:

the short and small of it...

2008-08-22T09:26:00.002-05:00

someone get this keanu kid an oscar:

and in other news...

2008-08-21T10:05:00.004-05:00

someone get this guy a family:

80's dose - OMD

hasselhoff VS boards of canada:

best fan-made boards of canada video i have seen...music and old film collide:

a rock 'n roll world in a prom dress...

2008-08-19T10:26:00.005-05:00

today it has been made known to me that there is a new genius among us. to the person who first made one of these videos, please stand up so we can elect you president of the free world!
iron maiden has never been better:

def leopard:

there are many, many others of various levels of hilarity. laugh at will.

worth the 8 minutes:

steven seagal should get back under his rock:

world's largest record collection:

The Archive from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

today is a new today.

2008-08-18T15:09:00.007-05:00

gary busey's emotion ocean potion complete with invisible anchor:

i made a video almost exactly like this yesterday, but lost the tape in a freak tape over accident as i tried to tape whichever reality show is most popular right now...

in my efforts to bring to you (me) all the best pet product commercials throughout the history of pet products, i give to you pedi paws. seems like this would be a better name for a sex crime. note the cat's expression at the end. that cat has a don't give a fuck attitude. not even pedi paws can ruin his mack.

a special edition edition...

2008-08-14T09:32:00.003-05:00

in our talons:

balloon brilliance:

another lonely love song...

2008-08-12T10:11:00.002-05:00

bearing down:

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back from rocks...

2008-08-11T12:05:00.007-05:00

barack roll:

batkid:

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wainy days:

mr. rogers can breakdance:

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the line:

more maria bamford, she is good:

tramps in finland:

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lip syncing snafu....haha...damn:

the first weird al tv appearance ever:

mr. rogers is now scary:

a little dash of dash...

2008-07-30T09:11:00.004-05:00

it is possible i should read this book. all voices by the funny maria bamford.

craig vs wild

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i don't know if laughing at this makes me a bad person?

reverse time code eclipse...

2008-07-28T11:13:00.001-05:00

i would love one of these for free:

from the heart...

2008-07-25T12:18:00.003-05:00

we (as in earth people) will take more of this.

come and play with us, danny....

mother duster

2008-07-23T11:08:00.007-05:00

wow...is all i have to say about this:

lion in a coma

this is....

2008-07-22T12:15:00.007-05:00

this is one of those pretty cool things about people and their "pets"

this is what cloverfield should have been:

this is an obscure source for boards of canada:

rappin' in yosemite with a view from beyond the moon.

2008-07-18T09:55:00.003-05:00

easily one of the best hiphop tracks ever...and it ages perfectly, like fine wine.

the earth, the moon and perspective:

when it rains, it rains...and other such truths.

2008-07-17T20:43:00.005-05:00

let's get some vision in here:

will you watch the watchmen? i think you should:

Watchmen Trailer http://teaser-trailer.com
by teaser-trailer

gary busey seems to always make sense...no matter how crazy he may seem:

burning to see burn after reading:

when things go south...

2008-07-15T09:39:00.005-05:00

predator and space guitar funk collide:

the ratatat double sucker punch with chevy chase:

super crazy bird swarm:

we ain't dead yet...

2008-07-11T12:33:00.002-05:00

it's not gojira!!!!

Extinct, my ASS! from The Original Joe Fisher on Vimeo.

presto-change-o

2008-07-08T11:00:00.004-05:00

Pixar's best animated short yet:

Pringles Ain't Human!!!!!

old, re-do of old, new...

2008-07-02T22:54:00.003-05:00

the weepy guitar is perfectly weepy...

i have yet to see this remake, but if these clips are any indication, it could be high on the list of unintentionally hilarious films.

it's an easy crowd.

batmen, panda bear and hellboy walk into a bar...

2008-06-30T09:53:00.005-05:00

batman vs batman vs batman vs batman:

the best quality version of 'daily routine' from animal collective:

inside the actor's studio with hellboy:

droppin' pagan knowledge since one million B.C.

2008-06-27T12:47:00.008-05:00

a concise dose of the truth to remind the humans.
(a portion of the film Zeitgeist - http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/)

old news, good news: the landlord

the real mattress man:

the pretend mattress man:

the greatest peanut butter commercial ever:

another dose of gally-finn and tim and eric and vodka and wigs:

a vodka movie sequel:

now, dance like it is 1977:

lunice is robotic. are you funky, enough?

2008-06-27T00:09:00.008-05:00

music by: nosaj thing

music by: lazer sword

heather locklear dance attack!!!

greatest hiphop potential cut short by traffic: the doc

never a dull one this zachary fellow: between two ferns